Today I would like to share ten random thoughts with you. These thoughts are not my own so please do not get offended! As if any of you would...
Hopefully you will enjoy them as much as I did.
1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
3. Do bald men wash their scalp with soap or shampoo?
4. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
5. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
6. Are one handed people offended when the police ask them to put their hands up?
7. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would the new company be called Fed Up?
10. If you are in hell and you are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
I would greatly appreciate responses.
1. Chances are at least some of them are! NASCAR is in the south.
ReplyDelete2. Because he's trying to steal yo' money!
3. I can attest! I used shampoo, though sometimes I used body wash.
4. Tee hee! I dunno, but I hope they put 'Natalie Portman style.'
5. ZOMBIES??!?!!!!
6. They still have one hand to flip them the bird.
7. It's a Taoist paradox! AAAAAAAAAAAAA- *brain asplodes*
8. Heehee! Probably!
9. I'm Fed Up with these questions! Nah, not really. But it would be SEx.
10. Jersey!