Friday, April 30, 2010

So I didn't really post a "ten things" yesterday so I guess I'll post thirty today!

1. My house got her make up done today. She is now a nice shade of yellow.
2. We MAY be having a garage sale on Saturday so if you would like to stop by you SHOULD!! After acting of course...
3. After the house is finished, I am going to have a party! We're going to have a water balloon fight!
4. THIS IS MY LIFE! T_T

5. I'm not too sure what to think about this.
6. Gun shot special effect fail.
7. Jeb Bush STILL hates us Kaella.
8. I am now... very afraid.
9. I believe that I have posted this video before but now the cat is a musketeer!
10. A few days ago, I was really bored sitting in my car. I called into a radio station and made up a story that went along with the topic that they were talking about.
11. I'm going to do this when I'm a teacher.
12. WHAT IS GOING ON!?
13. This is from 1000 Awesome Things... I love...Coming up with a lie so good in Balderdash that when they’re all read out you almost believe your own definition is the real one.
14. I love Sondheim trivia with Nick Hoop.
15. I also love that he showed me THIS awesome website.
16. I should be writing my speech but I'm watching television with my Mom instead.
17. Today, my mom typed "ho depot" into google instead of "home depot"
18. I want to be a profile.
19. I haven't watched Bones in such a long time.
20. What do you want for your birthday Roger?
21. What about you, Kaella?
22. I'm going to buy an lolcat.
23. I could go for some french fries.
24. I feel like I haven't been to acting in a while.
25. I had an extremely spiritual experience yesterday.
26. MY EYE!
27. I am ANGRY about the oil spill.
28. What do you think about Charlie Christ's switch to Independent?
29. Do you think I'll get my speech finished?
30. I'm wearing a towel on my head!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

O Lord my God, When I in awesome wonder,
Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made;
I see the stars, I hear the rolling thunder,
Thy power throughout the universe displayed.


Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art!


When through the woods, and forest glades I wander,
And hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees.
When I look down, from lofty mountain grandeur
And see the brook, and feel the gentle breeze.


Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art!


And when I think, that God, His Son not sparing;
Sent Him to die, I scarce can take it in;
That on the Cross, my burden gladly bearing,
He bled and died to take away my sin.


Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art!


When Christ shall come, with shout of acclamation,
And take me home, what joy shall fill my heart.
Then I shall bow, in humble adoration,
And then proclaim: "My God, how great Thou art!"


Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
Then sings my soul, My Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, How great Thou art!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

It's time for a little self evaluation...

1. On a scale of "impaired judgment" to "Mel Gibson", how drunk are you right now?
2. On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
3. On a scale of Britney Spears to Miss South Carolina how dumb am you?
4. On a scale of Ciara to Lady Gaga how much of a hermaphordite are you?
5. On a scale of one to Wal-Mart, how much do you love China?
6. On a scale of Roethlisberger to Jake, how violated do you feel?
7. On a scale of Michael Jackson to Malcom X, how black do you feel?
8. On a scale of Rambo to RuPaul, how gay are you?
9. On a scale of Kaella to Cheech and Chong, how high are you?
10. On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden how good was my hiding spot?

By the way...did you know that Jack Kerouac was skitzophrenic?

Monday, April 26, 2010

I can't save the world. I find my self leaving sociology doubting the future of our planet, not that it is ours to own, hating the human race and a smidgen suicidal. Well, not suicidal.. I just want to punch myself in the face.

I wish I could promote social change in the areas of...

1. ...vegetarianism.
2. ...corporate America.
3. ...pollution.
4. ...net neutrality.
5. ...organic produce.
6. ...the tracking system.
7. ...global hunger.
8. ...poverty.
9. ...marraige.
10. ... mankind. Evolve again already! Fish? Lions? Llamas? My vote is for the llamas.

You know, all the unimportant things I'm never going to change! Woohoo.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

1. Melissa Dison is a tennis LORD.
2. I watched MST3K with Drew today. Snausages.
3. Randi is telling me a wondeful story about unicorns and other strange things.
4. I'm tired of working towards being your friend when you are not returning that favor.
5. A round of applause for being stereotypical by aspiring to have success in an arts school.
6. May the 4th (Be with You): International Star Wars Day (Thank you Randi)
7. My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I'm like, that's hurting my scar. (Thanks again.)
8. After watching The Lovely Bones, I had the trippiest dream. No, that is not a word.
9. I hope I can see Urinetown this weekend.
10. "Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.”

You should probably ask what the world needs as well.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Good morning!

1. I had the STRANGEST dream last night. It involved my friend Brittany, an angry serial killer that looked a lot like Jeffery Tambor from Arrested Development, and my sociology class.
2. I'm watching The Lovely Bones with my Mom.
3. I'm going to bring go-go boots back.
4. When did Susan Sarandon start playing grandmothers in movies?!
5. I'm craving chips and salsa.
6. I'm made of Pad Thai.
7. If I don't start on my sociology paper soon I'm going to fail!
8. Why is it that I cover half of my face (not my eyes) when I know something bad is going to happen in a movie? As if that is going to change the outcome of the character's decision....
9. When did we stop saying, "NEATO" and start saying, "bad ass"?
10. NO COMB OVER FOR YOU!

Friday, April 23, 2010

1. I hope you had fun at prom, Pook.
2. I still can't believe what I saw on Tuesday night with Jon and Randi. O_O
3. A few nights ago, I took a lint roller to my bed and made sure there wasn't a speck of dirt. I feel a little strange telling you this. I'm a freak!
4. I loved seeing you Katie!
5. I love the Godspell DVDs! I can't forget to pick up mine.
6. I can't wait to plant my butterfly garden with my Mom.
7. I've really got to practice.
8. You should have won your film festival Carl.
9. Sarah should have won some award for her outstanding performance.
10. Everyone needs to watch this video of Kaella.
11. It doesn't take very long for me to get lonely.
12. Drew finally got his chipmunk implants....I still need to get mine.
13. Boobs. You know what I mean Katie.
14. Why didn't I have a normal high school experience?
15. At least I found the tri-wizard cup today. That was pretty cool.
16. WHY AM I ASHY?!
17. Why can't I think of anything interesting to tell you?
18. I appreciate more and more every single day.
19. A mozzy bit me on my armpit!
20. IT'S SATTTUUUUUUUUURRDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAY!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Websites or Videos.
1. THIS DOCUMENTARY IS A LONGER SERIES OF VIDEO BUT YOU NEED TO WATCH.
The Corporation.
2. www.freedocumentaries.com
3. www.sustainabletable.org
4. www.walmartwatch.com
5. www.opensecrets.org
6. The One Percent. This video is 1 of 8.
7. The Cost of a Coke.
8. The High Cost of Low Price. This video is 1 on 10.
9. A Class Divided. This video is 1 of 4.
10. Carried Through New York City.
11. www.current.com
12. The Tobacco Conspiracy.
13. The Human Footprint.
I cannot find the rest of these videos, but I'll let you know their names.
14. The Race to Absolute Zero - PBS
15. Secret of the Wild Child - PBS
16. Sick Around the World - PBS
17. McDonalds.
18. This is why I'm not going to die because I'm a vegetarian. I hate you all. Not really. Kinda.
19. On a happier note...PLEASE READ THIS! MUSICAL THEATRE.
20. I am the Walrus?

Monday, April 19, 2010

I'm not going to finish my previous blog because, in a strange way, I like it the way it is.

However, I am going to give you a fresh "ten random things" today.


1. If you could add another commandment to the ten commandments what would add?
2. Would you rather have armpits that omitted chloroform on command or saliva that transformed into truth serum on command?
3. Define intimacy.
4. What act of injustice troubles you?
5. Are you a better talker or listener?
6. Would you ever pose nude for a photograph taken by someone else.
7. What is the perfect age? Why?
8. Who is the most independent original thinker you know?
9. What are you not willing to sacrifice?
10. Why were we created?

Friday, April 16, 2010

I had to take a little break from my blog because I have been so busy.
My house is under construction and I've been preparing for finals but I'm back now and I've got a few things to share. I'm not so sure I can think of 80 random things but I'm going to try!

Section #1 Ten random things...
1. I hope I start feeling better before Sunday. I'm going to need all of my energy.
2. I need to go to Features today!
3. My kitchen is almost back to normal! Not really! Well, by next week it will be next to normal. Tee hee.
4. I think my room threw up while I was gone. :(
5. I was watching Jeopardy last night with my family and there were questions about Dr. Horrible, Harry Potter, the Beatles and musical theatre. AND Neil Patrick Harris was answering them.
6. There is a bird chirping out side my window and it sounds like he/she is saying, "squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky" over and over again.
7. Last night, Randi and I sent pictures to one another just to gross each other out. We were both going for shock value.
8. School is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. ARIELLE SYLVESTER IS A GLAMOROUS GLEAMING GORGEOUS GIRL!
10. Does anyone have a megaphone that I can borrow?

Section #2 Ten not so random things I've always wanted to say to ten not so random people.
1. I haven't talked to you in over three years but I keep having the same weird dreams about you!
2. I'm really sorry.
3. Sometimes I listen to you speak about other people and it makes me sick.
4. I don't think you should be ashamed with anything that you have done.
5. You're so furry. You're name is Murphy. Hah.
6.
7. I want to get to know you more because you are a wonderful human being.
8.
9. You have very strong beliefs and you know what you want but I want you to stand up for yourself instead of letting other people walk all over you. Stop being afraid.
10.

Section #3
Videos.
1. This video may not be funny to you but I think it's pretty hilarious. David Blaine.
2. Into the Woods...MAD LIB.
3. Answering machine.
4. Hitler's answering machine.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Section #4
I typed, "impossible things to do" into google and this is what popped up on a random website...
1. Turn a gay guy straight.
2. Date an emo kid.
3. Eat 1 tablespoon of cinnamon in under 20 seconds.
4. Turn into a man while you are a woman. Stop trying Drew!
5. Transplant wings.
6. Grow a tail.
7. In hail through your mouth while exhaling through your nose.
8. Fly.
9. Slam a revolving door.
10. Sneeze with your eyes open.

Section #5 ---?
I've been working on this blog for the past few days so I'm just going to spew stuff at you instead of thinking of topics.

1. The protest went great today.
2. I hope that the party is hell wasn't really cancelled because of the fire.
3. I didn't go to sleep last night and I am FREAKING OUT MAN.
4. I can't wait for the taco salad Mrs. Dison is making!!
5. I wore my Gypsy wig today and it felt so strange.
6. I'm glad I got to see Pook and help her out with her scavenger hunt.
7. I should be working on my speech outline but I'm too busy doing everything else.
8. I was interviewed by the St. Pete Times today, and I'm afraid to read the paper because I was so tired when I talked to the man.
9. Drew's Dad said that he saw me on the news and I said, "i'M SaAVanNnahhHh aNNdD I lUrvee SaAatATatANNan"....not really.
10. I feel like I've let myself down with this blog. :(


11. I'm watching a show about zombie allegators. Like I need one more thing to be afraid of.
12. I think that I have contirbuted to the culture of fear as much as I want to deny the truth about the situation. It isn't that I have contributed to the craze but I am allowing myself to be affected by the situation.
13. Sometimes I can't tell the difference between affect and effect. >_<
14. I would love to plan another scavenger hunt with a group of people.
15. I don't want to be a cinic. GAH.
16.


THIS IS ALL I HAVE.

I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK OR I AM GOING TO FAIL.

I WILL POST MORE LATER!

Friday, April 9, 2010

I just had to post this video of Lin Yu Chun singing Whitney Houstan's, "I Will Always Love You".

Fast forward to 1:10.
1. I just sent a few messages to some friends that I have been meaning to get in touch with. Check you 'in' boxes!
2. I walked around downtown Tampa with my dress tucked inside my underwear. I can't always be classy! Thank you, Katie G.
3. I have air conditioning!
4. I pretended to be April today! Because I successfully pulled off my interpretation (a.k.a. wore her badge) I was able to see a few good state thespian pieces.
5. I also ran into Sarah, Valdez, and Michelle!
6. Sarah should NOT give up on singing and although prostitution can be financially fruitful it leads to other diseases you don't get when you perform on STAGE.
7. Chili's for dinner.
8. I saw some of my favorite people today. :) All of you better hang out with me. You know who you are.
9. Not only did I flash the world my underwear once today...to make matter worse I accidentally flashed another group of people. What does this mean? Don't answer that.
10. I better win that autographed Bernie poster.
11. There was a man with a mega phone in the park today. He was reading the Bible at people in a threatening manor.
12. There is a protest on Monday at USF against Westboro Baptist Church. Take a look.
13. Standing Cat is Watching You.
14. Drew is in Orlando. :(
15. I fee like a big blob of poo.
16. I could be working on my West Virgina scrap book but I don't feel like getting everything out.
17. Jake Lange is grossing me out!
18. Katie Rocco and Morgan Miller playing Pokemon...but what? What is this? The game fights back and this is their reaction.
19. Jake Lange.
20. I just peed my pants!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

TESTTESTEST
1. I washed myself with a gallon of Publix water because the water running through the pipes in my house turned gray.
2. I bought a new book today called, "How Sondheim Found His Sound."
3. I also bought Drew a book called, "Theatre of the Oppressed."
4. I'm almost finished with the book I am reading!
5. I've got to write another essay about myself. >_<
6. A can of Coke exploded in my freezer.
7. If I had enough energy, I would drive to Drew's house, take a shower, give him his book, write my essay and go to school with him tomorrow.
8. I'm wearing an outfit that makes me look like Rainbow Brite.
9. My dog Piper has been acting very curious lately. Very, very curious.
10. Accio walrus!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Eight video and thirty random things...

1. Anti Folk Complete History of Punk Rock.
2. Cookies mean love.
3. Balmorhea.
4. Buhhlluud.
5. If I Could Turn Back Time.
6. " A Dramatization of Time..."
7. Danger Seekers. (Adult Content)
8. Scarface.


Thirty Random Things
1. I dropped my peanut butter on my overt racism.
2. I do not have a kitchen, any hot water or a working air conditioner but that doesn't really bother me all that much.
3. Katie Rocco needs to write a scene with me!!
4. I am the essence of procrastination.
5. I feel like I'm always waiting for the right time. Have you seen the movie "UP"? <- (Is my punctuation correct?) Anyway... I feel like I am going to fall into that classic stigma. Well...stigma to some. If you've seen the movie you know what I'm talking about.
4. I'm enjoying sociology but sociology is not enjoying me.
5. Lady Gaga is a mind control puppet for the occult and/or Illuminati. I didn't get to finish the article before my computer devoured itself.
6. Today, I wore a pair of shorts that I bought it 7th grade.
7. I lied...the heat is bothering me.
8. Drew is sitting across from me with his hair in a ponytail. If I squint hard enough, it looks like he has a buzz cut.
9. The word "squint" reminds me of the song "Freedom" from The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown.
10. The song "Freedom" from The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown remind me of April.
11. April reminds me of high school and the fact that I am growing up too fast. Stop doing that April!
12. I would love to take a few voice acting classes.
13. I'm afraid to tell someone that I cannot go with them because I have to finish the hat.
14. I am going to snap my fingers and instantly become the owner of a college degree. *snap*
15. It did not work. :(
16. The Nazi Party was at the forefront of the conservation movement during the thirties. Once World War II started they had other things the wanted to conquer...like the world.
17. Drew and I just played Cowboys and Indians.
18. I once "credit carded" Kelly and she said, "cash only..." Teehee!!
19. I do not like the word vomit.
20. I am a very trusting person. To be completely honest, I trust individuals rather quickly until they give me a reason not to have confidence in them. If I end up losing faith in someone, they have a very difficult time earning my trust back.
21. Is it really eleven o'clock? I feel like it is only six or seven.
22. I'm glad Katie is back in town because I will finally be able to have someone that will talk in CAPS LOCK with me on a regular basis.
23. Balmorhea. Look them up on Youtube.
24. I need to sing again.
25. Have have you helped your world today?
26. What am I longing for?
27. I'm having a hard time descirbing how I feel.
28. I wonder if you were to google my name this blog would appear.
29. I wonder if there is someone across the world doing exactly what I am doing at this very moment.
30. I feel _________.
I get to update my blog today!!

I will be updating later today. :)

Monday, April 5, 2010

I cannot update my blog. My computer had been infected with a virus.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I've been inspired to create a post about funny videos I've seen on the internet. After the, "Single Ladies Devastation" video I wanted to find some other great clips to share. These next videos are just a few I found that just tickle my pickle. I mean....

These videos may not me gut busting to you, but I think you will all be able to find a little bit of humor in each of them.

Just watch.

1. Lady Gaga isn't much of a lady.
2. This guy is a business card throwing master.
3. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
4. Terror.
5. I think cats are funny, okay?
6. The next time I see you...you'll be doing this. Muahaha.
7. Is this funny or just sad?
8. This kinda reminds me of Drewdence.
9. The audio is very low in this video so turn your speakers up. Listen carefully to what the guys is saying. Not too terribly funny but...worth a watch I suppose.
10. Snuggie D Lux.

11. Stop watching other people fail! Why are you laughing?
12. All the single babies.



I'll post the remaining 8 tomorrow with tomorrow's ten!!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

1. I don't have a kitchen anymore!
2. I had a wonderful conversation with my great grandfather today. :)
3. I AM GRATEFUL FOR SO MANY THINGS!
4. I feel like an old lady.
5. I feel like my dog Piper is a reincarnation of some 1940's or 1950's movie star diva.
6. Single Ladies devastation. WATCH.
7. I cannot wait to go out of town!
8. We started destroying (not really) the house tonight so I am hoping we will be finished soon.
9. I think I've seen enough medical shows to know how to perform a few surgeries. That makes me credible, right?
10. My computer is dying so I cannot finish this!