It's time for a little self evaluation...

1. On a scale of "impaired judgment" to "Mel Gibson", how drunk are you right now?
2. On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
3. On a scale of Britney Spears to Miss South Carolina how dumb am you?
4. On a scale of Ciara to Lady Gaga how much of a hermaphordite are you?
5. On a scale of one to Wal-Mart, how much do you love China?
6. On a scale of Roethlisberger to Jake, how violated do you feel?
7. On a scale of Michael Jackson to Malcom X, how black do you feel?
8. On a scale of Rambo to RuPaul, how gay are you?
9. On a scale of Kaella to Cheech and Chong, how high are you?
10. On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden how good was my hiding spot?

By the way...did you know that Jack Kerouac was skitzophrenic?