TIME FOR A SPECIAL DREW DISON EDITION OF SAVANNAH'S TEN RANDOM THINGS BLOG.

TEN RANDOM QUESTIONS.

1. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
2. If a tree falls in the forest and x is 4, then how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the two trains leave for Dallas at the same time? Solve for y.
3. What do you say when God sneezes? - I already asked that, Drew!!
4. Has anyone thought to make Oedipus into a musical? Because it seems like someone, somewhere would have at least THOUGHT about it besides us.
5. Do you hear the people sing?
6. There are two people on opposite sides of a wall. A ball rolls onto one side of the wall so that only one person can see it. Does the ball no longer exist for the person that can no longer see the ball, or is the ball a concrete fact of reality that exists no matter who perceives otherwise (or will we never know, and is this question a load of crap)?
7. Who was behind 7/11?
8. Do heaven and/or hell have a backdoor? If so, do you think God and/or Satan ever forget to lock it at night?
9. Is earth closer to heaven or hell?
10. If you could live through ANY musical, which one would it be?

AND NOW, TEN RANDOM THOUGHTS

1. Good lord, Brad Major may be an asshole (in fact, I'm pretty sure he is), but Janet Vice...I mean, Weiss is such a freaking slut it makes we want to vomit out my butt.
2. Human nature is something used to justify ignorance and violence. Even if we evolved from animals, the point is that we have evolved, and we have a duty to ourselves and our fellow man to act as such.
3. I remember doing the Time Warp (I'm also watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show)
4. I want to start a band called the Rocky Whores.
5. But there's already a band called the Mary Tyler Whores, so...shit.
6. Race is a recently conceived idea of man. There is no genetic basis which determines or can predict one's race. Most things we see as racial factors in people's behaviors and thought processes are cultural (some even being self-fulfilled prophecies based on stereotypes). In fact, humans are the most genetically similar species on earth. Two monkeys that looked exactly the same would be ten times as different as each other. A white person and a black person that looked nothing alike wouldn't be very different at all (genetically speaking). Racism is founded on...uh...NOTHING!
7. I wanna make a short play about a traveling shoe salesman who traverses the world by the end of his career. It would be called, "The Man who Soled the World."
8. I don't laugh at over half my jokes, and if I could meet myself, I doubt I would find myself very funny.
9. Tim Curry's face when Janet sings, "I'm a muscle fan," during I Can Make You a Man (reprise) is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
10. Savannah shouldn't haven't let me do the Ten Random Things for today.